The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Father of the Week (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : What's the problem?
Laura Petrie : Well, it's this Father of the Week thing. Ritchie's upset about it.
Rob Petrie : Well, didn't you tell him I'll be there?
Laura Petrie : Mm-hm. That's why he's upset.
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Rob Petrie : Course that's a pretty big honor, isn't it, Ritch - Father of the Week?
Ritchie Petrie : No. All the fathers were it already.
Rob Petrie : I see. I'm the... I'm the, uh, last father to be it, huh?
Ritchie Petrie : Uh-huh. Next week they start mothers.
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[while on the phone with Laura, Rob and his staff try to reschedule Rob some time away from the office the following day]
Sally Rogers : Way can't we have tomorrow's meeting today?
Rob Petrie : Good idea.
Buddy Sorrell : We can't. We're having yesterday's meeting today.
Sally Rogers : Rob, why can't we have tomorrow's meeting yesterday and yesterday's meeting the day after tomorrow?
Rob Petrie : That's possible.
Rob Petrie : [on the phone to Laura] Look, honey...
Buddy Sorrell : Wait a minute. We can't.
Rob Petrie : [on the phone to Laura] Hold it, honey.
Sally Rogers : Why?
Buddy Sorrell : 'Cause I get my hair cut on Friday.
Sally Rogers : Why can't you get your hair cut on Thursday?
Buddy Sorrell : I GROW it on Thursday.
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Rob Petrie : [on the phone to Laura] Honey, look, tell him we'll arrange it somehow, even if I have to cut Buddy's hair personally.
Buddy Sorrell : Oh, no you don't. Nobody cuts my hair but my gardener.
Sally Rogers : Gardener? No wonder his head looks like crabgrass.
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Rob Petrie : A lion bit me?