The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Girls Will Be Boys (1965)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : Boy, I'd sure like to help you, Rob, but every time I think about that little girl beatin' up your kid, breaks me up.

  Sally Rogers : Breaks you up, eh, that a little girl can beat up a little boy?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.

  Sally Rogers : Kind of sense of humor is that?

  Buddy Sorrell : Perverted.

• Buddy Sorrell : Gee, when I was a little boy, there was one girl beatin' me up all the time.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Really?

  Buddy Sorrell : My mother.