- Paula Marshall: [seductively] Rob, I wasn't joking when I said I'd like you to produce for me.
- Rob Petrie: T'oh, well...
- Paula Marshall: You'd like to, wouldn't you?
- Rob Petrie: Well, it isn't that, Miss Marshall.
- Paula Marshall: "Miss Marshall" - why so formal?
- Sally Rogers: [aside to Buddy] Oh, boy. Watch the Marshall Plan go into action.
- Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Miss Marshall, I shall look forward again someday to perhaps almost working with you.
- Paula Marshall: You gotta stick your neck out once in a while.
- Sally Rogers: I think that's what they said to Marie Antoinette.
- Rob Petrie: She wants to talk about changing her whole dressing room.
- Laura Petrie: And you're going to discuss it at 6:15 A.M.?
- Rob Petrie: No, no, not A.M.
- Laura Petrie: What was 615?
- Rob Petrie: That's her apartment number.
- Rob Petrie: Boy, this is really a very funny script and a great guest star, Paula Marshall.
- Buddy Sorrell: Hey, we're in great shape this week.
- Rob Petrie: She's in great shape every week.