The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Never Bathe on Saturday (1965)

Kathleen Freeman: Maid

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Quotes 

• Maid : Dearie, would you try jiggling the door knob?

  Laura Petrie : I can't reach the door knob.

  Maid : Why not?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : She's stuck. May I please?

  Maid : Look, why can't your wife open the door from the other side?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Because she's stuck in the tub.

  Maid : She calls ME stupid.

• Laura Petrie : [from the bathroom]  Well, where's the stupid maid with the key?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : She's right here, honey.

  Maid : Stupid maid, huh?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, we had a stupid maid once.

• Maid : [Muttering to herself]  She gets stuck in a bathtub, he paints on mustaches - they make a great couple!