The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Remember the Alimony (1966)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : You gave your friends our divorce money?
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Rob Petrie : We'd like a room.
Gonzales : Okay, you're in 135 and the señora's in 214.
Laura Petrie : No, um, I'll be in 135.
Gonzales : Please, no arguments, they're both nice rooms.
Laura Petrie : Rob, I don't think he understands.
Rob Petrie : No, I don't think you understand. We both wanted one room, together.
Gonzales : Oh no, I tried that once and they broke all the furniture.
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Rob Petrie : Listen, we'd like to take a little stroll on your desert.
Gonzales : You picked a perfect night. There's a full moon, and it's very... very, how do you say?
Laura Petrie : Romantic?
Gonzales : No, practical. You'll have enough light to see the snakes.