The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart (1966)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Alan Brady : I'm NOT impatient... and your time is up!
Rob Petrie : You have the impatience of genius.
Alan Brady : Go ahead, finish your thought.
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Rob Petrie : [about Mel] Well, we gotta make him feel appreciated, make him feel wanted.
Buddy Sorrell : Why don't we put his picture in the post office?
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Laura Petrie : Like my mother always says, "If you don't respect yourself, nobody else will."
Rob Petrie : Yeah, well, everybody's mother says that.
Laura Petrie : 'Cept Mel's.
Rob Petrie : Well, I'm his new mother, and I don't know what to do with him, either.
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Rob Petrie : I'll pretend like I'm tyin' my shoelace.
Buddy Sorrell : Wait, you're wearin' loafers.
Rob Petrie : That's why I have to pretend.
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[distracted my Mel's problem, Rob has eaten dinner without noticing it]
Rob Petrie : Have you got any dessert?
Laura Petrie : You ate it.
Rob Petrie : What was it?
Laura Petrie : Bavarian cream pie.
Rob Petrie : Oh, darn. I love that! Is there any more?
Laura Petrie : Darling, you had two helpings.
Rob Petrie : Aw, darn. Why didn't you tell me?
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Rob Petrie : That's why you need Mel.
Alan Brady : Why, because he's a drudge?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Alan Brady : A sniveling coward?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Alan Brady : A brainless idiot?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Buddy Sorrell : So far, I coulda done this.
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Rob Petrie : Only a square would spend so many hours checking the details. Only a pest... only a brother-in-law would try to watch your budget like he does. A whipping boy? Sure he is, but he takes a whipping for the people you really would like to hit; and, if you did, they'd hit back, and you wouldn't have any show.
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Alan Brady : You guys make me feel like Captain Bligh. You really want Mel back Mr. Christian?
Rob Petrie : Yes.
Buddy Sorrell : So does Mr. Jewish.
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Rob Petrie : You don't give yourself enough credit. Sally and I know what you've done for that show, well Buddy too.
Buddy Sorrell : Sure, but we love you anyway.