The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Masterpiece (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : What is it?
Rob Petrie : It's a hookah. You know, Turkish water pipe.
Sally Rogers : Oh.
Buddy Sorrell : Looks like a seltzer bottle with a thyroid condition.
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Rob Petrie : I could... I could kick myself.
Buddy Sorrell : Don't do it. The guy'll think you're bidding.
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Rob Petrie : All I know is there's an eye there, and where there's an eye there's got to be a face, and if that face is sitting on a rockin' chair sideways, we may have found "Whistler's Father."
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Rob Petrie : Honey, it's the same people, it's the same house as "An American Gothic", it's even the same pitchfork.
Laura Petrie : Yeah, but our people are smiling.
Rob Petrie : Yeah, well, maybe they had a good crop that year. You know, in the famous one, maybe they could have just found out they had worms in their tomatoes.