The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Masterpiece (1963)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, Rob, you better watch your wife. If she's like my wife, Pickles, she buys all kinds of junk and never uses it.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, I don't know. Last time she came home with a beautiful rocker.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah. She's been off it ever since.

• Buddy Sorrell : What is it?

  Rob Petrie : It's a hookah. You know, Turkish water pipe.

  Sally Rogers : Oh.

  Buddy Sorrell : Looks like a seltzer bottle with a thyroid condition.

• Sally Rogers : Research for a comedy show? Since when do WE have to know what we're writing about?