The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Talented Neighborhood (1962)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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• Mrs. Kendall : [finally leaving after having forced the Petries to listen to her son sing an opera for two and a half hours]  And say goodnight to Mrs. Petrie for me. I do hope her headache goes away.

  Rob Petrie : [standing by with the front door open]  I think it's going.

• Laura Petrie : Coffee?

  Jerry Helper : Why, what've you got to go with it?

  Laura Petrie : Fresh cheese and crackers or stale doughnuts.

  Jerry Helper : I'll have the stale doughnuts. It'll give me an excuse to dunk.

  Rob Petrie : Me too, honey.

  Laura Petrie : [heading off to the kitchen]  All right. I hope I didn't throw them away.

  Rob Petrie : [to Jerry]  She's got a lot of class.

• Rob Petrie : Sorry. I didn't mean to shout. I didn't realize you were through talking.

• Laura Petrie : Think he has any hidden talent?

  Rob Petrie : If he has, it's very well hidden.

• Laura Petrie : [meaningfully]  Honey, I didn't expect you for at least six hours.

  Rob Petrie : Oh... well, the traffic... was good.

• Mrs. Kendall : You don't remember me, Mr. Petrie? Last summer? The supermarket? I was the one that told you how much I liked your show.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, were you the one?

• Rob Petrie : And who are those people?

  Ritchie Petrie : They're not people. They're my friends.