The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Will You Two Be My Wife? (1963)

Allan Melvin: Sam Pomerantz

Quotes 

• [Rob and Sam debate over how to tell Dorothy Rob's marrying Laura instead of her] 

  Rob Petrie : How can you break news like that in a letter, anyway?

  Sam : Well, like this: You write, uh, "Dear Dorothy. How are you? I am fine. Regards to your mother and father. Sincerely, Sergeant Petrie. P.S. I'm sorry you couldn't make it here for my wedding."