The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Will You Two Be My Wife? (1963)
Ray Kellogg: Captain
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[Rob explains he wants the first of two three-day passes for his honeymoon]
Captain : Why do you want another one?
Rob Petrie : Well, sir, I have to go back to Danville, Illinois, to tell my OTHER fiance that I can't marry her too.
Captain : Oh. I see. You want to get rid of the girl back home, huh?
Rob Petrie : Well, no. No, sir. Not exactly. I... She's, uh... Well... yeah, I... more or less.
Captain : I'm sorry, Petrie. One three-day pass is IT.
Rob Petrie : But-but, sir...
Captain : And you can either use it for your honeymoon or you can go back to Danville and do the manly thing. Now it's your choice.
Rob Petrie : Well, sir, I-I don't know what to do!
Captain : I know what I'D do. I'd tell that girl back home.
Rob Petrie : Oh, sir, would ya? It'd mean so much more coming from a captain.