The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

You're Under Arrest (1965)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Why'd the police call?

  Rob Petrie : Well, I think they called because I knocked over a couple of garbage cans.

  Buddy Sorrell : Should have knocked over a bank. There's no money in garbage.

• Sally Rogers : They said that you hit an old lady? Oh, come on. That's ridiculous!

  Rob Petrie : Well, boy, someone who drives a car with my license number did.

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you drive one of those.

• Buddy Sorrell : [about the police]  Those guys don't chat with you, boy, they grill ya, and when they get through grilling, you're cooked.

• Rob Petrie : Why are you trying to put me behind bars?

  Buddy Sorrell : I'm a public-spirited citizen.