- Willis Jackson: Here's something interesting, Arnold.
- Arnold Jackson: What's that?
- Willis Jackson: It says in my biology book that the average human brain weighs 5 pounds.
- Arnold Jackson: Hey, that's great news Willis! Two more pounds and YOURS will be average!
- Philip Drummond: [about Kimberley's new boyfriend] There's something about that boy I don't like and I think I've narrowed it down to what it is - EVERYTHING!
- Pearl Gallagher: [after hearing Mr Drummond not approving of Kimberly's new boyfriend] I know just how Kimberley feels. When I was a young girl I had exactly the same problem.
- Philip Drummond: Really? An obnoxious boyfriend?
- Pearl Gallagher: No, an impossible father!
- Philip Drummond: How are things in the world of computer software? I hear that a lot of little companies like yours have been going bankrupt lately.
- David: Well, not mine! Things have never been better.
- Philip Drummond: Oh really?
- David: Yes - sales are up, I'm expanding.
- Philip Drummond: Expanding? What did you do, buy a stapler?
- Pearl Gallagher: I don't mean to butt in Mr Drummond...
- Philip Drummond: But you will!
- Pearl Gallagher: Of course!