Kadeem Hardison: Dwayne Wayne

Quotes 

• Ron Johnson : Dwayne, would you stop thinking about Whitley? Listen carefully. Your mother is so black, when she wears orange lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger.

  [Dwayne says nothing] 

  Ron Johnson : Come on, Dwayne, snap out of it! Come back to me! Your mother is so fat...

  Dwayne Wayne : ...she jumped in the air and got stuck.

  Ron Johnson : Yeah, yeah! Listen, listen! Your mother is so black, when they pour hot water on her head, coffee comes out of her mouth!

  Dwayne Wayne : Your mama's head so nappy, when she braid it, it look like stitches.

  [Dwayne and Ron laugh] 

  Kim Reese : It's not funny!

  [Kim storms off] 

  Ron Johnson : What's wrong with her?

  Dwayne Wayne : Kim, we just doin' the dozens!

  Vernon Gaines : Well, just listen to yourselves! "She's black!" "She's fat!" "She's nappy!" If you really knew where the dozens come from, you wouldn't wanna be laughin' about it!