- Ronald 'Ron' Johnson: [Ron is fighting off security guards that are trying to stop Dwayne from disrupting the wedding] Let him go, man!
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Will you have me, Dwayne, as your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forth, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer... PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE!
- Whitley Gilbert: I do!
- [Whitley is torn about saying 'I do']
- Marion Gilbert: Go on, Reverend, go on!
- Rev. Soams: I can't until she responds!
- Marion Gilbert: Well, she means yes!
- Rev. Soams: Well, she's got to say yes!
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Will you?
- Shazza Zulu: Blessed are those who ask the questions, brother!
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Whitley, I love you, and if you'll have me, I want you to be my wife!
- Byron Douglas III: What the HELL are you doing?
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: I'm sorry, Byron, I LOVE HER!