- Dolly Belfield: [with increasing agitation] Christine, did you put viagra in my tea? So, I've just taken a very powerful drug designed to combat male impotence, is that the situation? What will it do to a woman? Where will it go? What will happen when it gets down there and finds there's nothing to pump up? It'll be like a Range Rover going top speed into a cul-de-sac! It'll bounce back and head straight for me heart, won't it, I'll die of a heart attack. And what else will I get? Nose hair? Am I going to start driving with one elbow out of the window? Leaving the seat up? Weeing at random, missing the bowl altogether?