- Earl Sinclair: Fran, I have been waiting in that car with your mother for ten minutes. Just your mother and me. In the car. Ten... minutes. AAAAAAAHAHHHHHH!
- Robbie Sinclair: Hello, emergency? I want to report a dead baby dinosaur. What happened? Well, he pretended to choke on a cookie and when his big brother found out he was faking,
- [hangs up phone]
- Robbie Sinclair: he beat the living tar out of him.
- Robbie Sinclair: [as Baby tries to eat a cookie] I'm in charge, and I'm telling you, put the cookie down!
- Neighbor: You Sinclair kids come over here at the middle of the night on the 31st of October and expect me to give you candy? GET LOST.
- Robbie Sinclair: Hmm, next time maybe we should wear costumes.
- Robbie Sinclair, Baby Sinclair: Naw.