Natasha Melnick: Isabelle Meyers

Quotes 

• Isabelle Meyers : [after Joel told her and Pat another future secret]  Would you just stop making things up? Although, I would run off with Rick Springfield in a second.

  Joel Larsen : Sure! That is if he wants a fourteen year old girl who's good at algebra.

  Isabelle Meyers : Why do you have to crap on my dreams?

• Pat Brody : Isabelle, I'm going to let you in on a little trade secret: Rick Springfield sucks.

  Isabelle Meyers : Just because he doesn't have a mohawk or his safety pins glows, doesn't mean he's not good.

  Pat Brody : No, he's not good because he sucks.

• Isabelle Meyers : For your information, "Jessie's Girl" is one of the best songs of all time, and Dr. Noah Drake is one of the most popular characters on "General Hospital". Rick Springfield is going to have a huge career, bigger than anybody. Even Bruce Springsteen.

  Pat Brody : [to Joel]  Is she right?

  [Joel just snorts]