Doc Martin (TV Series)
Going Bodmin (2004)
Martin Clunes: Dr. Martin Ellingham
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Quotes
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Treat yourself to a noun.
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Elaine Denham : Are you gonna pay me for this week or what?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : What.
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Louisa Glasson : You cross the line once in Portwenn and... will you stop that?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Is the vision a little blurred in that eye?
Louisa Glasson : Yes.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Hmm. Fixed and semi-dilated pupil. Bit of pain?
Louisa Glasson : Sometimes. What?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : It's acute glaucoma.
Louisa Glasson : You're kidding.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : No. You should see an eye specialist today.
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Louisa Glasson : How are you finding us?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Irritating. All except the primary school teacher who's a pirate, it seems.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Right. You, hold this and shut up. You, get off the phone and find the stopcock and you, either go back to Delabole, wherever that may be, and don't come back, or go and find a mop and work out how to use it.
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Elaine Denham : I'm Elaine.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : That must be nice for you.
Elaine Denham : Practice receptionist?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Oh. I'm not hiring yet.
Elaine Denham : I've come from Delabole!
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Is that far?
Elaine Denham : Hello! I've come from Delabole. There's no point going and then coming back later. I may as well start now, innit.
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Elaine Denham : Any milk?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : One spore or two?
Elaine Denham : What?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : It had turned to penicillin. It's in the bin.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Elaine, while you're here there are a few things to organise.
Elaine Denham : Like what?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : A new exam couch for starters.
Elaine Denham : Wait!
[starts taking notes]
Dr. Martin Ellingham : A new exam couch. An examination light. A functioning sphygmomanometer.
Elaine Denham : A what?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : [testily] It measures blood pressure. That should be it for the moment.
[Elaine hands him her notes]
Dr. Martin Ellingham : "Milk, biscuits"?
Elaine Denham : While you're getting that other stuff. Oh, and Hello! magazine. Write it down.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : I'm not your personal shopper, I want you to find me a medical equipment supplier.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : [Elaine is ignoring the ringing telephone] How are you feeling today? Any ringing in the ears?
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Colonel Gilbert Spencer : Gilbert Spencer. Lieutenant-Colonel. Retired.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Martin Ellingham. Doctor. Practising.
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Susan Brading : Old Dr Sim didn't care much for the rule book.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : He didn't care much for hygiene either by the look of his surgery.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : You'd better be dying.
Ross : I think I'm growing breasts.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Oh, God.
Ross : Oh, no. It's serious, innit!
Dr. Martin Ellingham : What? Oh, no, not you, I had a theory, you've just proved it wrong.
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Joan Norton : The last time you were here you got a splinter in your finger on the beach and you cried.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : I was seven.
Joan Norton : You were eleven.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : I don't care if I seem a bit Bodmin or a bit lonely or how far it is to Delabole. It's just a dog.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Elaine, does Susan Brading know Gilbert Spencer?
Bert Large : Know him? Only in the Biblical sense.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : What do you mean, she gave birth to him in a stable?
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PC Mark Mylow : You depressed?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Aw no, I've antagonized half the village, buggered up a marriage, and crashed my car. Why would I be depressed?
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : How much HRT cream can one woman use?
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Colonel Gilbert Spencer : Do you think it could be something to do with the water? There have been rumours.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : God, I hope not, otherwise we'll all be needing a bra.
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Elaine Denham : There's a patient waiting.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : No, there isn't because as you know, I'm not open for business yet.
Elaine Denham : There's still a patient waiting.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Elaine, are you going to lend a hand here?
Elaine Denham : I can't work in this.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Well, why don't you go home then?
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Good afternoon, Elaine. You're looking efficient. Enjoy your tea.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Whose is this sodding dog?