- Orcini: Bostock, my squire. I'm afraid the only philosophy practiced by Bostock is to do as little about his personal hygiene as possible.
- Bostock: Lady.
- Kara: And why not? The odor of nature has charms all of its own.
- Bostock: My very sentiments, Lady.
- Orcini: He may smell like rotting flesh, but he's an excellent squire.
- Jobel: I have the President's wife out there, and I can tell you that she is, uh... she is far more active now than she ever was when she was alive.
- Grigory: Look, if I open that door too soon, the molecular structure of the body will break down, and poor old Stengos will turn into a pool of high-protein water. Even if I were confident I could reconstitute it, we do not have a suitable vessel into which it could be ladled.
- Perpugilliam 'Peri' Brown: [scaling a wall] Okay, but don't drop me.
- The Doctor: Drop you? I'll be lucky if I can lift you, the amount you weigh.
- Perpugilliam 'Peri' Brown: Oh, watch it, porky!