- The Seventh Doctor: Don't you find it embarrassing asking for autographs?
- Ace: Not as embarrassing as forgetting what you set your alarm for.
- Ace: How can a statue destroy the world?
- The Seventh Doctor: I'll tell you, three hundred and fifty years ago.
- Chav 1: What you looking at?
- Lady Pienforte: Stand aside!
- Chav 2: [to the Guy holding a Bow and Arrow] What are you, Social Workers?
- The Seventh Doctor: Who did this to you?
- Chav 2: [Hanging Upside Down by a Rope from a Tree Branch, stripped to his Underpants. Boldly, and without fear of contradiction:] Social Workers!