Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Talons of Weng-Chiang: Part One (1977)
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Quotes
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Leela : This is a big village.
The Doctor : Yes.
Leela : What's the name of the tribe here?
The Doctor : Cockneys.
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The Doctor : [recognizing] Got it! Li H'sen Chang!
Li H'sen Chang : What?
The Doctor : The master of magic and mesmerism. Show us a trick.
[a nearby man dies, suddenly and violently]
The Doctor : [admiringly] Very good!
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Leela : Doctor You make me wear strange clothes, You tell me nothing! You Are trying to annoy me!
The Doctor : I'm trying to teach You Leela.
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Leela : These clothes are ridiculous. Why must I wear them?
The Doctor : Because you can't go walking around Victorian London in skins. You'd frighten the horses. Anyway, we don't want to be conspicuous, do we?
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Sergeant Kyle : You do have a permanent address, sir?
The Doctor : No, Sergeant. We're travelers.
Sergeant Kyle : I see. Persons of no fixed abode.
The Doctor : No, no, no, no. We do have an "abode." It's called a TARDIS.
Sergeant Kyle : [writing] A... Tardis.
The Doctor : But it's not fixed.
Sergeant Kyle : [glaring] I can give you AND the young lady a fixed abode, sir. Quite easily.
The Doctor : [toward the back wall] What an imbecile.
Sergeant Kyle : What was that?
The Doctor : It was nothing complimentary. Get on with it, Sergeant!
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The Doctor : Don't I know you?
Li H'sen Chang : I think not.
The Doctor : Yes. I've seen you somewhere before.
Li H'sen Chang : I understand we all look the same.
The Doctor : Are you Chinese?