Doctor Who (TV Series)
Tooth and Claw (2006)
Michelle Duncan: Lady Isobel
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Quotes
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Rose Tyler : What do you think of this? Will it do?
The Doctor : In the late 1970s, you'd be better off in a bin bag. Hold on, listen to this.
[switches on music: "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"]
Ian Dury (recording) : [singing] Das ist gute, es fantastique
The Doctor : Ian Dury and The Blockheads. Number one in 1979.
Rose Tyler : [laughing] You're a punk!
The Doctor , Ian Dury (recording) : [singing along] It's good to be a lunatic
Rose Tyler : That's what you are: a- a big old punk, with a bit of... rockabilly thrown in.
Lady Isobel : [scream leaks into the TARDIS, they don't notice, sounding like a saxaphone squeal]
The Doctor : Would you like to see 'im?
Rose Tyler : How d'you mean, in concert?
The Doctor : What else is a TARDIS for? I can take you to the Battle of Trafalgar, the First Antigravity Olympics, Ceasar crossing the Rubicon, or... Ian Dury at the Top Rank, Sheffield, England, Earth, 21st November, 1979. What do you think?
Rose Tyler : Sheffield it is.
The Doctor : Hold on tight.
Lady Isobel : [scream continues as the TARDIS shoots off, warbling, into the time vortex]
Ian Dury (recording) : [as the Doctor hits the controls with a rubber mallet to the rhythm] Hit me with your rhythm stick / Hit me
The Doctor : Aaaah!
Ian Dury (recording) : Hit me / Das ist gute, ce fantastique
[the TARDIS lands with a thud, stopping the music and throwing Rose and the Doctor laughing onto their backs]
Rose Tyler : Ooh!
The Doctor : Ha ha ha ha ha! 1979! Hell of a year! China invades Vietnam.
The Doctor : [grabs his coat] "The Muppet Movie", *love* that film. Margaret Thatcher, urgh.
The Doctor : [puts coat on] Skylab falls to Earth, with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb.
The Doctor : [exits TARDIS] And I like my thumb; I need my thumb; I'm very attached to...
The Doctor : [rifles cock in their direction] ... my thumb.
[the Doctor and Rose raise surrender-hands]
The Doctor : *18*79. Same difference.
