Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Electric Bike (1997)

H. Jon Benjamin: Ben Katz

Quotes 

• Ben Katz : [on the phone with Dr. Katz]  Uh, couple words about the bike.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah?

  Ben Katz : Sucks. Uh, not good. Bad bike, waste of money. Looks bad. People laugh at it. I go by, I ride, the engine doesn't kick in.

  Dr. Katz : Couple little words about the son.

  Ben Katz : Yeah?

  Dr. Katz : Not supportive.

  Ben Katz : Okay.

  Dr. Katz : Unkind.

  Ben Katz : Gotcha.

  Dr. Katz : Peeing on my parade. Maybe a little jealous of my bike.

  Ben Katz : I'm not jealous, dad. I'm, I was riding it, and what happens is, when the engine kicks in, it goes slower. Because it, like, resists. I was also gonna say, dad, is it doesn't do well down sets of stairs.

  Dr. Katz : No, it's not...

  Ben Katz : It's not like a mountain bike.

  Dr. Katz : No, it's a road vehicle, it's not an off-road vehicle.

  Ben Katz : 'Cause when you do, the electric part?

  Dr. Katz : Yeah?

  Ben Katz : Snaps off.

  Dr. Katz : You don't mean that literally, it snapped off? You mean...

  Ben Katz : I mean hypothetically, it would, and literally, it did.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah, Ben, we're gonna have to talk about this more tonight. And I think... I'm hoping that you realize that you've made a-

  [Ben's already hung up] 

  Dr. Katz : hello? Ben?