Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Electric Bike (1997)

Dave Chappelle: Dave

Quotes 

• Dave : Y'know, I was reading this, uh, old questionnaire when I was little, and it asked us, if we could have the powers of any superhero, who would it be?

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Dave : It had the A, B, C. Superman, the Green Lantern, and I'll never forget this: "C" was Aquaman. Now, who's gonna pick "C", doc? Who would want to be Aquaman? The powers are only good underwater. You can't be- what can you do underwater? Okay, I could see: You're swimmin' underwater, that's nice, and you can breathe in the water. Okay, that gets a little boring after a while. But then, you can talk to the fish. What the hell would you want to say to a fish, doc?

  Dr. Katz : Uh...

  Dave : Y'know, Aquaman's swimmin' around:

  [as Aquaman] 

  Dave : "Hi, fish."

  [as fish] 

  Dave : "Hi, Aquaman!"

  [as Aquaman] 

  Dave : "Have you seen anything unusual, under the water?"

  [as fish] 

  Dave : "... Hi, Aquaman!"