Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)
Electric Bike (1997)
Laura Silverman: Laura the Receptionist
Quotes
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Dr. Katz : [regarding his electric bike] Laura, do you know how long it took me to get from the elevator to our office?
Laura the Receptionist : How long?
Dr. Katz : Six seconds.
Laura the Receptionist : How long does it usually take you?
Dr. Katz : Eight seconds. If I knock off two seconds every day, five days a week...
Laura the Receptionist : You get an extra ten seconds.
Dr. Katz : That's an extra ten seconds a week, forty seconds a month...
Laura the Receptionist : Yeah?
Dr. Katz : ...Eighty seconds every two months...
[notices Laura has fallen asleep at her desk]