- Ben Katz: [on the phone with Dr. Katz] Uh, couple words about the bike.
- Dr. Katz: Yeah?
- Ben Katz: Sucks. Uh, not good. Bad bike, waste of money. Looks bad. People laugh at it. I go by, I ride, the engine doesn't kick in.
- Dr. Katz: Couple little words about the son.
- Ben Katz: Yeah?
- Dr. Katz: Not supportive.
- Ben Katz: Okay.
- Dr. Katz: Unkind.
- Ben Katz: Gotcha.
- Dr. Katz: Peeing on my parade. Maybe a little jealous of my bike.
- Ben Katz: I'm not jealous, dad. I'm, I was riding it, and what happens is, when the engine kicks in, it goes slower. Because it, like, resists. I was also gonna say, dad, is it doesn't do well down sets of stairs.
- Dr. Katz: No, it's not...
- Ben Katz: It's not like a mountain bike.
- Dr. Katz: No, it's a road vehicle, it's not an off-road vehicle.
- Ben Katz: 'Cause when you do, the electric part?
- Dr. Katz: Yeah?
- Ben Katz: Snaps off.
- Dr. Katz: You don't mean that literally, it snapped off? You mean...
- Ben Katz: I mean hypothetically, it would, and literally, it did.
- Dr. Katz: Yeah, Ben, we're gonna have to talk about this more tonight. And I think... I'm hoping that you realize that you've made a-
- [Ben's already hung up]
- Dr. Katz: hello? Ben?
- Dave: Y'know, I was reading this, uh, old questionnaire when I was little, and it asked us, if we could have the powers of any superhero, who would it be?
- Dr. Katz: Yeah.
- Dave: It had the A, B, C. Superman, the Green Lantern, and I'll never forget this: "C" was Aquaman. Now, who's gonna pick "C", doc? Who would want to be Aquaman? The powers are only good underwater. You can't be- what can you do underwater? Okay, I could see: You're swimmin' underwater, that's nice, and you can breathe in the water. Okay, that gets a little boring after a while. But then, you can talk to the fish. What the hell would you want to say to a fish, doc?
- Dr. Katz: Uh...
- Dave: Y'know, Aquaman's swimmin' around:
- [as Aquaman]
- Dave: "Hi, fish."
- [as fish]
- Dave: "Hi, Aquaman!"
- [as Aquaman]
- Dave: "Have you seen anything unusual, under the water?"
- [as fish]
- Dave: "... Hi, Aquaman!"
- Dr. Katz: [regarding his electric bike] Laura, do you know how long it took me to get from the elevator to our office?
- Laura the Receptionist: How long?
- Dr. Katz: Six seconds.
- Laura the Receptionist: How long does it usually take you?
- Dr. Katz: Eight seconds. If I knock off two seconds every day, five days a week...
- Laura the Receptionist: You get an extra ten seconds.
- Dr. Katz: That's an extra ten seconds a week, forty seconds a month...
- Laura the Receptionist: Yeah?
- Dr. Katz: ...Eighty seconds every two months...
- [notices Laura has fallen asleep at her desk]