Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Office Management (1995)

Laura Silverman: Laura the Receptionist

Quotes 

• [Laura is calling Dr. Katz to say she's not coming to work, but Ben answered the phone and won't hand it off] 

  Dr. Katz : Why isn't she coming to work?

  Ben Katz : How come you're not coming to work, Laura?

  Laura : Just, uh, I have a few errands to do. I have to get my watch fixed.

  Ben Katz : [Off phone to his dad]  Women's problems, dad.

  Dr. Katz : [unconvinced]  Ohh.

  Laura : And, uh, holiday shopping.

  Ben Katz : Are you sick?

  Laura : [impatiently]  I have to get my watch fixed.

  Ben Katz : Yeah, but are you sick, too?

  Laura : No.

  Ben Katz : Really?

  Laura : Really.

  Ben Katz : Well, then how come you can't come to work?

  Laura : 'Cause I have to get my watch fixed!

  Ben Katz : How long does that take? I mean I know...

  Laura : All day!

  Ben Katz : Oh, you're fixing it yourself?

• Laura : [Laura has called the Katz residence and is annoyed that Ben answered]  What are you doing up?

  Ben Katz : Well I'm trying to get up early now to have a cup of herbal tea. Y'know, 'cause I'm trying to wean off the coffee because, uh... If I have a cup of coffee, you know, it keeps me up for two or three hours, and then I can't take a nap until like, afternoon.