Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Dr. Phyllis Show (2006)

Drake Bell: Drake Parker

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Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : [in a flashback] 

  [to Drake] 

  Josh Nichols : I hope you go bald!

  Drake Parker : [to Josh]  I hope they cancel Oprah!

• Drake Parker : The main thing about my brother Josh is, he'a a spaz!

• Dr. Phyllis : [to Drake]  Do you ever take advantage of Josh just a little bit?

  Drake Parker : Well...

  Josh Nichols : But not just me! He takes advantage of everyone!

  Drake Parker : Oh, name one time.

  Josh Nichols : Okay, uh... that girl, Liza.

  Drake Parker : Hot Liza?

  Josh Nichols : Yeah. You totally dated her just to get your old girlfriend back.

  Drake Parker : Oh, that's an exasperation.

  Josh Nichols : EXAGGERATION! Read a book, would ya?

• Dr. Phyllis : Well, clearly there is a lot of fighting that goes on between you two brothers.

  Drake Parker : Oh, yeah - and he's always startin' it.

  Josh Nichols : Beg to differ.

  Dr. Phyllis : Uh, Josh, Drake is speaking right now and you need to respect that, because if you don 't respect him, how will he ever respect you?

  Drake Parker : Yes, Josh, how?

• Josh Nichols : Yeah, I'll tell ya a little secret about Drake.

  Drake Parker : He can be the most irritating human on the planet.

  Josh Nichols : Sometimes he aggravates me to a point where I just wanna go VRRRR-YEOWWW!

  Drake Parker : I'm not doin' too good in English, right?

  Josh Nichols : You know Drake hates my girlfriend Mindy, right?

  Drake Parker : So, last week he goes up to our teacher...

  Josh Nichols : So on Saturday, Mindy's walkin' up our driveway...

  Drake Parker : ...and Josh tells her I should have a tutor.

  Josh Nichols : ...and Drake sprays her with the hose!

  Drake Parker : A tutor?

  Josh Nichols : A hose!

  Drake Parker : I-I-I can't take a shower without finding his hair on the soap.

  Josh Nichols : He pees... NEAR the toilet.

  Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [in unison]  Sometimes... he just drives me insane!

• [the boys toast their brotherly relationship] 

  Drake Parker : Ugh! This is diet. Here, switch with me.

  Josh Nichols : No, you already took a sip.

  Drake Parker : So?

  Josh Nichols : So, I don't wanna drink your backwash.