Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Guitar (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Do you sell guitars?
Guitar World Salesman : [sarcastically] Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.
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Josh Nichols : [as Drake listens to the radio at a loud volume] Hey, I'm trying to study!
Drake Parker : Why?
Josh Nichols : To learn things!
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Drake Parker : I gotta hit the bathroom. Will you, uh, stare at it for me while I'm gone?
Josh Nichols : You want me to stare at your guitar... FOR you... while you pee?
Drake Parker : I could pee in here.
Josh Nichols : I'll stare.
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Drake Parker : A vintage Stratocaster autographed by Devin Maloine. Josh, I think I'm in love.
Josh Nichols : Okay, but if you start makin' out with the thing, I'm leavin' the room.
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Josh Nichols : You know, living with a new stepbrother - not as bad as you might think.
Drake Parker : Having a new stepbrother move in - worse than you might think.
Josh Nichols : You wanna know the hardest part about sharing a room with Drake?
Drake Parker : The worst thing about living with Josh...
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [together] Sleeping in the same room.
Drake Parker : I swear, Josh snores like a hobo with a sinus infection.
Josh Nichols : Drake mumbles in his sleep - loud.
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [together] It sounds kinda like...
[Drake snores exaggeratedly while Josh makes obnoxious mouth noises]
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : [together] Try sleeping with THAT.