Dream On (TV Series)
Calling the Kettle Black (1991)
Brian Benben: Martin Tupper
Quotes
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Eddie Charles : Beef with Broccoli.
Martin Tupper : Ah... Kung Pao Chicken. Ah... Garlic Shrimp...
Eddie Charles : Beef with Broccoli. Beef with Broccoli! BEEF WITH BROCCOLI!
Martin Tupper : Three Beef with Broccoli.
Eddie Charles : ...and appetizers... Get appetizers!
Martin Tupper : ...And egg rolls... Two orders... Four orders!... and ah... extra mustard.
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Toby Pedalbee : [Judith and Martin are discussing what to do about the joint found in their son Jeremy's bedroom, when Toby bursts in] 'Scuse me, I couldn't help but overhear.
Martin Tupper : Maybe that's because you were listening on the intercom.
Toby Pedalbee : Right, so I couldn't help but overhear. You want my advice? Buy the kid a pony... My friend Mary Elizabeth always wanted a pony, but her parents wouldn't spring for one. By the time she was sixteen, she was smokin' so much dope, Panama named a highway after her. They caught her in a hot Maserati, sent her up for a couple-a years. Now she's got a file with the FBI, and a tattoo on her butt that says, "Marge".
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Martin Tupper : [Jeremy comes by unexpectedly and Martin and Eddie try to hide evidence that they've been smoking pot] I thought you were staying at Franklin's.
Eddie Charles : Oh, I am. I just came up to pick up my GameBoy... Smells funny in here.
Martin Tupper , Eddie Charles : No, no, I don't smell anything, no...
Jeremy Tupper : Yeah, yeah. It smells like... school.