- Martin Tupper: [Martin is on the phone discussing a client's new book] Actually, I got a little confused in Chapter 3. Now, the countess is caught in bed with the Arabian. Right. Uh, who's the Arabian? Oh. Oh, then I did read it right. Why is she having an affair with her horse?
- [the scene cuts to a vintage clip of Tallulah Bankhead saying, "Oh, no, I've got to have a horse today!" The use of black-and-white clips from old films and television is an ongoing comic device in this series]