- [Joy takes a phone call for Sally]
- Helen Cooper: From the look on your face, Joy, I'd say Sally's house just burned down.
- Joy Merryweather: Oh, much better than that.
- [Sally is having plastic surgery]
- Damien Day: Sally, there's something in my eye.
- Sally Smedley: What is it?
- Damien Day: My nose.
- [Sally is having plastic surgery on her thighs]
- Helen Cooper: Who's going to see your thighs under a newsdesk?
- Henry Davenport: Well, there was that rumour about the floor manager during the election coverage.