Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

The Undiscovered Country (1994)

Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Priest : we therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ; who shall change our vile body, that it may be like unto his glorious body, according to the mighty working, whereby he is able to subdue all things to himself. The grace of the lord Jesus Christ, and the love God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost be with us all, amen.

  George Dent : Ah, well.

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, that's that.

  Helen Cooper : What a wonderful character he was.

  Sally Smedley : Yes. It's tragic, tragic. If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to share my grief with those reporters.

• Damien Day : Judges! Sodding judges! Bunch of Jurassic lobotomized transvestites.

  Dave Charnley : Dinky little fine was it then?

• [last lines] 

  Dave Charnley : we've made a day of it, haven't we. Caused blind reg to total Damien's car, given Damien a nervous breakdown, and we've hospitalized Gus with a heart attack.

  Henry Davenport : [with Dave Charnley]  It's what Ted would have wanted!