- Porky Pig: That's an oxymoron sir.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: What did you call me?
- Porky Pig: An oxymoron is a figure of speech in which contradictory terms are combined... like 'free trade' or 'compassionate conservatism'.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: That attitude of yours is killing us in the fly-over states.