- Dr. I.Q. Hi: We believe the Invictus won't stop until Earth is destroyed.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: And that's bad, right?
- Marvin the Martian: Alas, yet another delusional fan trying to emulate the famous trench scene. How many lives must that accursed film cost?
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Look, there's just gotta be a carefree zero maintenance pet. An energy mutator? Wow! Hey, they don't eat, sleep, shed, cry or poop!
- Porky Pig: I have to admit it is pretty cute.