- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [on becoming a Green Lantern] This is opening new doors to feelings I never knew I had! Finally! A chance to champion the merits of goodness and honor! A way to prove my... WHOA! Check out the serious babeage!
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [trying to recite the oath of the Green Lantern Corps] Yeah, um, uh... In Blackest Day or Brightest Night... uh, watermelon, cantalope, yada yada... a superstitious and cowardly lot... with liberty and justice for all!
- Hal Jordan: [WEARING Dodger's Costume] We must go to the same cleaners. Can, uh, can I have my ring back?
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [chuckling] Looking good, hero boy! Heads up!
- Hal Jordan: Thank you, little black duck.
- [transforms to Green Lantern]
- Hal Jordan: Oh, yeah! That's way better!
- Kilowog: I'm the one who put out a distress to every Green Lantern in the universe.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You know, I really like to help. But I tee off with Spider-Man at 6 a.m. You don't want to keep a big star waiting.
- Ganthet: This creature is not evil. Stupid, perhaps *very* stupid. But *not* evil.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Gee. Thanks Papa Smurf.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Hey, you know? In person, you really do look like the devil.
- Sinestro: I know. I get that a lot.