DuckTales (TV Series)

Launchpad's Civil War (1987)

Alan Oppenheimer: Colonel Beauregard DuBark

Quotes 

• Colonel Beauregard DuBark : Please say you'll stay.

  Launchpad McQuack : You'll stay.

  Colonel Beauregard DuBark : Er, no. Say you'll stay.

  Launchpad McQuack : You'll stay.

  Colonel Beauregard DuBark : [irritated]  Say "I'll stay," idiot!

  Launchpad McQuack : I'll stay, idiot.

• Colonel Beauregard DuBark : [reenacting his ancestor]  I will lead my brave soldiers forward to the humili- uh, defeat of McQuack's marauders!