DuckTales (TV Series)

Nothing to Fear (1987)

Brian Cummings: Doofus Drake

Quotes 

• Doofus Drake : I was afraid you were a big banana!

  Huey Duck : Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!

  Duckworth : [sticks his head out of the closet]  Or the limo-monster.

  Scrooge McDuck : [examining himself]  Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

• Doofus Drake : It was mean and yellow, and almost too big to eat!

• Louie Duck : We'll look upstairs.

  Doofus Drake : I'll take the kitchen.

  Duckworth : [extending his hands out of the closet to offer Scrooge's hat and cabe]  I'll search the closets, sir.

• Doofus Drake : Oh, please! I'll do anything! Anything!

  Bully Beagle : Gimme your lunch money.

  Doofus Drake : No way!

• Giant banana : [outside the door Doofus ran through]  I'm gonna turn *you* into a banana split!

  Doofus Drake : [sticks his head out]  With what kind of ice cream?

• Scrooge McDuck : [only able to see him writhing on the floor while he imagines he's struggling to get free]  What are you doing?

  Doofus Drake : Bully Beagle - is making a fool of me.

  Scrooge McDuck : And doing a good job of it too.

  [helps him up then drags him down the hall] 

  Doofus Drake : Oh, I hate it when he picks on me!

  Scrooge McDuck : So do I.

• Scrooge McDuck : We - We - We-We canna go on this way.

  Doofus Drake : Yeah! We've gotta have somethin' to eat!