Due South (TV Series)
An Invitation to Romance (1995)
David Marciano: Detective Ray Vecchio
Quotes
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Ray Vecchio : [while dressed as Fraser, to a passing pedestrian] What are you looking at? You never seen a Canadian before?
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Fraser : This isn't just mail, Ray. This is a highly sensitive Canadian document.
Ray Vecchio : Oh, you guys planning an invasion?
Fraser : Well, I'm not entirely sure. I think I may have said too much already.
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Ray Vecchio : I can't believe you threw your hat.
Fraser : Well, it's got an incredibly stiff brim. It's actually specifically designed to...
Ray Vecchio : We're in the middle of a crisis and you throw your hat.
Fraser : I'm sorry, Ray.
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Radio announcer : [on the basketball game] That was an AMAZING shot! I'm not sure I can even describe it!
Ray Vecchio : Commentate! You're a commentator!
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Fraser : We need some kind of diversion. How many bullets do you have left, Ray?
Ray Vecchio : One.
[fires it into the air]
Ray Vecchio : I'm not shooting my car. I blew up the last one for you, and I'm not doing it again.
Fraser : Actually, that wasn't what I had in mind.
Ray Vecchio : Good, 'cause I wasn't gonna do it anyway.
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[Leaving a gala event at the Canadian consulate, Ray stops to talk to Frasier outside the front door]
Ray Vecchio : You know what I like about Canadians? They're real easy to elbow out of the way.
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Ray Vecchio : Nigel J. Ellis?
Fraser : You know him?
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, Ellis Disposal. The guy's dirtier than the garbage he hauls. Toxic spills, illegal dumping - we've tried to nail him, but he's got so many politicians in his pocket he walks with a limp. I can't believe that's the guy you're delivering the invasion plans to!
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Fraser : Mr. Ellis, I want to assure you that Kathryn has been completely faithful to you!
Katherine Burns : Except for the part in the honeymoon suite.
Ray Vecchio : Honeymoon suite?
Fraser : I was entirely innocent.
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, big shock there.
Fraser : [to Ellis] Unfortunately, if you don't choose to believe this, there's nothing I can say to convince you of it.
Ray Vecchio : What? No Mountie stories? No Inuit tales?