Quotes
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Constable Benton Fraser : [Fraser, dressed in his red Mountie uniform, is teaching Social Studies in an elementary classroom] ... which makes the border between Canada and the United States the longest undefended border in the world. So that since their formation, our countries have found a peaceful way to coexist. Except for the War of 1812, where your country invaded ours and we sent you packing - but that's hardly worth mentioning. Now, I think I'll open the floor to questions.
[a boy raises his hand]
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes?
Schoolboy : Do you have to undo all your buttons to go to the toilet?
Constable Benton Fraser : No. Anyone else?
[the boy raises his hand again]
Schoolboy : How many do you have to undo?
Constable Benton Fraser : Just enough to get your trousers undone.
[the boy raises his hand yet another time]
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes.
Schoolboy : Do they have toilets in Canada?
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes. We do. Anyone else?
[the boy raises his hand]
Constable Benton Fraser : Anyone else a'tall?
[the boy is frantically raising his hand as Fraser ignores him]
Constable Benton Fraser : Any other questions a'tall?
