Quotes
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Fraser : Bindlestitch.
Ray Vecchio : You know, you've gotta stop swearing in Eskimo.
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Fraser : Excuse me. I, ah...
[realizes he's talking to a mannequin]
Fraser : Ray, maybe you should conduct this interview.
Ray Vecchio : It's moulded plastic, Benny. It's not gonna jump out at you.
Fraser : What, you mean this? If you think I'm embarrassed, you're sorely mistaken.
Ray Vecchio : Oh, yeah, that's why you're turning the color of your uniform.
Fraser : Don't be ridiculous. It's just hot in here, that's all.
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Fraser : Sometimes at night I can still remember him coming into the classroom, swinging that otter over his head. There was just no reasoning with him.
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Harding Welsh : I have to ask you this, don't you have a job of your own?
Fraser : Oh, yes sir, but I had the early shift this morning.
Harding Welsh : And you have nothing better to do with your life than hang around here and help us solve crimes?
Fraser : No, sir.
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Fraser : I'm sure Detective Vecchio shares your concerns, Mr. Zuko. After all, as you just pointed out, this is his neighbourhood, too.
Frank Zuko : Canadian, right?
Fraser : Yes.
Frank Zuko : Well, then, you understand. I mean, you come from one of those nice clean cities where they have no graffiti, no garbage on the streets, and the people treat each other with respect. Right?
Fraser : Well, I suppose so, yes. Although it's been my experience that many people live their lives thinking that they're respected, only to discover that they've been merely feared. And fears can be overcome.
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Fraser : As a police officer, I'm forbidden to accept gifts.
Frank Zuko : Really?
Fraser : Yes.
Frank Zuko : The officers I know never mentioned that.
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Fraser : [in a lingerie store] We would like to ask you a question that is unrelated to either underwear or breasts.
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Ray Vecchio : Hey, Elaine, get me a list of all the salmon fisheries in the greater metropolitan area, will ya?
Elaine Besbriss : What?
Fraser : Never mind, Elaine, I believe Ray was just mocking me.
