Quotes
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Francesca : Forgive me, Father, for what I am about to do.
Father Behan : This isn't about the Mountie again, is it?
Francesca : I know, I know, but this time I'm gonna do it.
Father Behan : Francesca, I can't keep forgiving you in advance for something that never happens.
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Francesca : [while Fraser is trying to sing with the choir] So the other day, I'm having my nails done, when all of a sudden it just hits me like a ton of bricks. This guy is never going to come to you, Francesca! Nothing that good ever comes to you! The way I see it, you want the best, you gotta take it. So I say to myself, 'Ask him out.' To which I reply, 'What if it goes badly? What if I have, like, food stuck between my teeth and he turns off to me?' Pssh! So then I say, 'Ask him out for drinks.' But then I remember: 'He's a Mountie, stupid! He doesn't drink!' And sure, it's dark in a movie theatre and everything, but there could be people around, and... aahhh, no. So the way I see it is, why do we have to play these games? I mean, we're both adults. We both know what we want. So, ahem...
[just as the choir finishes and the church falls silent]
Francesca : You wanna have sex?
