Quotes
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Constable Benton Fraser : [Fraser and Vecchio are walking in the woods searching for an assassin] Ray, duck.
[Vecchio hits the ground, as a mallard quacks nearby]
Constable Benton Fraser : Anas platyrhynchos. Very unusual sighting for this time of year.
Ray Vecchio : [exasperated] Duck.
[gets back up, brushing himself off]
Ray Vecchio : Duck. Duck means duck! Duck doesn't mean duck!
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Fraser : I haven't made a miscalculation since...
Ray Vecchio : Since when?
Fraser : Well, since the last time you shot me. I'm just grateful you had the presence of mind to shoot me again.
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Ray Vecchio : [of himself, Fraser and Cortez] I don't think we're really bonding here, sir.
Lt. Harding Welsh : Vecchio, the three of you have less than seventy-two hours to, ah, 'bond'.
Ray Vecchio : This is not enough time, sir.
Lt. Harding Welsh : Vecchio, are you familiar with that old Spanish expression, 'El guardio del traffico'?
Ray Vecchio : [grudgingly] Understood, sir. We will be a well-oiled machine by tomorrow.
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[following a land mine encounter, Ray is carefully stepping in Fraser's footprints]
Constable Benton Fraser : [impatiently] Ray, come on.
Ray Vecchio : What are you, kiddin' me? One false step and I'm an extra in an Indiana Jones movie!
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Constable Benton Fraser : They didn't believe me?
Ray Vecchio : In a word, no.
Constable Benton Fraser : They think I miscalculated?
Ray Vecchio : In a word, yes.
Constable Benton Fraser : So they're pursuing their own line of suspects?
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, the Granola Lady. They're gonna have every health-food store in the country surrounded by five PM.