Due South (TV Series)

Victoria's Secret: Part 1 (1995)

Paul Gross: Constable Benton Fraser

Quotes 

• Fraser : What's wrong with your hat?

  Fraser Sr. : Oh, well this is the one they buried me in. They had to snip off the back so I could lie flat. I'm sure they meant well but they don't know how embarrassing these things can be in the afterlife.

• Peddlar : Hey, mister, mister! Take a look! Twenty bucks for a genuine Eskimo soapstone sculpture.

  Fraser : [examining the "sculpture"]  Actually, this isn't soapstone. It's not even stone - it's soap. And you might be curious to discover that the Inuit are not indigenous to Taiwan.

  Peddlar : Weren't they supposed to have crossed the Bering Strait?

  Fraser : Point taken.

• Fraser Sr. : I arrested your mother once.

  Fraser : You did not!

  Fraser Sr. : Honest to God! I gave her a speeding ticket.

  Fraser : You knew it was her car and you pulled her over anyway?

  Fraser Sr. : Nope - I was right there in the passenger seat.

  Fraser : Get out!

  Fraser Sr. : She was doing 45 in a 30.

  Fraser : Mum?

  Fraser Sr. : I kept telling her I was going to do it, and every time I did she kept speeding up! Made absolutely no sense.

• [first lines] 

  Ray Vecchio : You know how long that pool table's been in my basement?

  Fraser : Fifteen years.

  Ray Vecchio : My old man brought it home for Mothers' Day, on Fathers' Day she let him back in the house.