Due South (TV Series)

Victoria's Secret: Part 1 (1995)

Gordon Pinsent: Robert 'Bob' Fraser Sr.

Quotes 

• Fraser : What's wrong with your hat?

  Fraser Sr. : Oh, well this is the one they buried me in. They had to snip off the back so I could lie flat. I'm sure they meant well but they don't know how embarrassing these things can be in the afterlife.

• Fraser Sr. : In my 57 years of being alive and my 14 months of being dead, I only learned one thing about women and that's that I haven't learned one damn thing about women.

• Fraser Sr. : I arrested your mother once.

  Fraser : You did not!

  Fraser Sr. : Honest to God! I gave her a speeding ticket.

  Fraser : You knew it was her car and you pulled her over anyway?

  Fraser Sr. : Nope - I was right there in the passenger seat.

  Fraser : Get out!

  Fraser Sr. : She was doing 45 in a 30.

  Fraser : Mum?

  Fraser Sr. : I kept telling her I was going to do it, and every time I did she kept speeding up! Made absolutely no sense.