Quotes
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Sandor : I was having a drink the other night with this guy. Definitely an O.C., a big talker, real big mouth, right? He's talking about how Fillion brought him in on this big job. Now here's the kicker - he had this real stinky painting with him. Said Fillion had gave it to him. It was like, a Rottweiler playing poker with his friends or something.
Constable Benton Fraser : Fillion.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Fillion, Herndorff, Cahill, Kilrea. Hey, it's got the makings of a bonspiel...
[freezes and groans]
Constable Benton Fraser : What's wrong?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : I just made a curling reference. I'm gonna go lie down.
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Francesca Vecchio : You smell great.
Constable Benton Fraser : That would be the neats foot oil.
Francesca Vecchio : You wear neats foot oil?
Constable Benton Fraser : On my Sam Browne.
[Francesca gives Fraser a blank look not knowing what that means]
Constable Benton Fraser : On my belt.
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Constable Turnbull : Sir, your presence.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : 'Your presence'? What are you? Like a king or something?
Constable Benton Fraser : To Turnbull, yes.
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Robert Fraser : Close the door, son. Anyone would think you were born in a barn.
Constable Benton Fraser : I was.
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Stan and Fraser, both in red serge are tied to chairs awaiting help] I'm not going to jail. The food, the conversation, the sexual hijinks, I can't handle it.
Constable Benton Fraser : You may not have to, Ray. I think help is on the way.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Oh yeah. In what form?
Constable Benton Fraser : Diefenbaker.
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Constable Benton Fraser : What are you going to do? There are millions of people watching.
Damon Cahill : Didn't hurt OJ.
