Quotes
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Sandor : I was having a drink the other night with this guy. Definitely an O.C., a big talker, real big mouth, right? He's talking about how Fillion brought him in on this big job. Now here's the kicker - he had this real stinky painting with him. Said Fillion had gave it to him. It was like, a Rottweiler playing poker with his friends or something.
Constable Benton Fraser : Fillion.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Fillion, Herndorff, Cahill, Kilrea. Hey, it's got the makings of a bonspiel...
[freezes and groans]
Constable Benton Fraser : What's wrong?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : I just made a curling reference. I'm gonna go lie down.
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [as he is being frisked] A man with style is a man who can smile.
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Turnbull and Stan are watching a curling match on TV] Anything moves that slow is not a sport.
Constable Turnbull : [Annoyed] Not a sport?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : This is not a sport. It's housework.
Constable Turnbull : It is a calling.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : It may be a pastime, it may even be a hobby, but it is definitely not a sport.
Constable Turnbull : [getting mad over curling being insulted] Do you want to fight?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Over curling?
Constable Turnbull : Yes, what if I made fun of baseball?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : All right.
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Constable Turnbull : Sir, your presence.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : 'Your presence'? What are you? Like a king or something?
Constable Benton Fraser : To Turnbull, yes.
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Constable Turnbull : In Canada, when we wish someone to leave the room, we say 'could you please leave the room?'
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Could you please leave the room.
[beat]
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Before I punch you in the head?
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Stan and Fraser, both in red serge are tied to chairs awaiting help] I'm not going to jail. The food, the conversation, the sexual hijinks, I can't handle it.
Constable Benton Fraser : You may not have to, Ray. I think help is on the way.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Oh yeah. In what form?
Constable Benton Fraser : Diefenbaker.