- Constable Benton Fraser: [after Dief grumbles his opinion of how Fraser threw a baseball] Oh great, blind and deaf.
- Huck Bogart: [Huck's assessment after Proulx is taken off by medics for a head wound] He's not a man. He's an accountant!
- Huck Bogart: [Huck doesn't care for Fraser's comments and constant need to state facts] You grow up in a public service announcement?
- Constable Benton Fraser: [Fraser is giving Stan baseball lessons] And above all, you must try not to think.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Yeah, not thinking. That's what got me into this, Fraser
- Olivia Murtagh: Boy, your parents must have been wading in the shallow end of the gene pool
- Harding Welsh: Yeah, well, it's still way uptown from the tree you fell out of.