- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Fraser, stop. Turn around.
- [Fraser turns around and Ray kisses Maggie on a cheek]
- Constable Maggie MacKenzie: Turn around again.
- [after Fraser turns back to face them]
- Constable Benton Fraser: You done?
- [after Ray and Maggie kiss]
- Constable Maggie MacKenzie: So, if I need help taring the roof of my trailer, will you come?
- [walking along with Fraser after Ray departs]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes.
- Constable Maggie MacKenzie: What if my generator breaks down in the middle of the night and I'm cold and lonely, can I call ya?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes.
- Constable Maggie MacKenzie: What if I need advice on some unsolvable case or some elusive criminal?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Call me. You know, if you need some advice, um, about a relationship or things of a female nature...
- Constable Maggie MacKenzie: Really?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Don't call me.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: You got a thing for her?
- Constable Benton Fraser: For Rosey? Oh, for Maggie. It depends of what you mean by 'thing', Ray.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Well, okay, to be honest with you, um... I-I-I got some feelings for her.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Then we both have feelings.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: I knew it, I knew it. A great girl comes along, ah, one I can get really close to, and you're after her like a mad rabit Canadian dog.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ray, Maggie and I both have a lot in common.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Yeah, you're both Canadian and you're both kind of odd.
- Constable Benton Fraser: I do feel oddly comfortable with her.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Oddly comfortable? That's great - love Canadian style.
- Constable Benton Fraser: You know, she might prefer you.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Oh, yeah, she's not going to go for the good-looking freak who speaks the same language, she's going to go for the Chicago flat-floot with the experimental hair.
- Margaret Thatcher: I'm sorry, Fraser, but you have to learn people can't be trusted.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes, sir.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: You know the funny thing: I have never met a Mountie girl before.
- [speaking to MAggie]
- Constable Benton Fraser: What about inspector Thatcher?
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: What about her?
- Margaret Thatcher: Constable Fraser.
- [after opening Fraser's office closet and finding him and Maggie in there]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Inspector Thatcher. Sorry.
- Margaret Thatcher: For?
- Constable Benton Fraser: I'm not sure.